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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is \ The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
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Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
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Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
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Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
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World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
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President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
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For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
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The Onion: \ The Onion: 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film
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Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.
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The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
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Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.
The Onion: \ The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
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